I make crappy midi files. Here are a few.
4K zipped, 150K unzipped(Zip kicks ass with MIDIs)
Not too bad.(30K)
The MIDI from the main page.(25K)
I actually kinda like this one.(35K)
54 MIDIs I made.(95K) (Most of them suck, but it's small)
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
"Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever!"
"You bet my sweet ass."
"I am Dick."
"Senseless acts of violence are my forte."
"It's been real (beep)'n educational."
"Are you as confused as I am?" "More so."
Cursing just for the hell of it.
If there are any broken links, tell me. I'll fix them, and hope they don't get broken again.